OK, the title pretty much says it all. Allow me to set the stage. I was chillin at my parents house, celebrating my first father's day with my family. I was playing cards with my brother, mother grandmother with my wife and son cheering me on. I was getting hungry for some muchies, and we all know the parents house always has better muchies than your house. I go into the kitchen and grab a bag of Oreos. Real Oreos, no the generic Miejer's brand Double O, but Oreos. That is when I dicovered one of the biggest conspiracies this world has ever known. Right there on the bag of Oreos it says "Milk Favorit Cookie". Can this be? Have I been wrong all these years thinking that chocolate chip was milks favorite? I needed answers! So I started a poll at work. The more answers I got the madder I got at the question! I had no idea that so many people thought that Oreos are, in fact, milks favorite cookie. The poll was almost split right down the middle, with Oreo people on one side and and chocolate chip people on the other. The chocolate chip people (CC gang as we like to be called) glaring at those cream loving, moler rotting, Oreo eaters!!! And those Oreo people (the O factor as they liked to be called) looking over at me, judging me, looking down on me, critisizing the chunkiness, the soft bake, the smooth taste of chocolate chunks.
Before certain war brakes out I have one more thing to say to squelch this whole baked goods battle.......
Lets ask the Milk
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right on, i like Oreos but you have to have a dental hygeinist on hand after wards.
Yeah, Oreos are to Dental Floss as Camping is to the Hotel Industry!
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